Allergies

When my brother Corey was born we found out that he was allergic to most everything under the sun. Wheat, beef, milk, nuts, etc. Through the years he has beaten most of those allergies, but if he has some milk or nuts he might die. Seriously though, this one time we made macaroni and cheese […]

WMD, “No PUDDING?!”, Halloweak, and Man Job 2.0 (AKA Four Day Weekend)

Day One I started Friday without a Halloween costume and with a full tank of gas. After driving all over the damn place, with the Pookie by my side, we ventured here and there until I had my epiphany, which came late this year. I decided to be a Weapon of Mass Destruction. The Pookie […]

Perspective

With all the drama and shenanigans that happened yesterday I thought that I was overwhelmed by how complex my life and the lives of those around me was. That is, until I got home, when I heard about someone else I know who is dealing with actual problems that truly matter. Before you start complaining […]

Man Job

I live with my lovely fiancé and her mother. This makes me the lone male in the house, which isn’t counting the dog or cat, neither of whom have balls. This means that when a jar needs to be opened, trahs needs to be taken out late at night, or something Dirty needs to be […]

Slippery

I mentioned it in brief here, but I thought it deserved it’s own post. Tuesday night I had to close the store and the building. This is part of the routine, really, except that if there’s a meeting or something then I leave the building open. One of the other people in the building, a […]

Chain the Fool

I despise chain restaurants. Correction, I hate most chain restaurants. As I typed that first sentence I was reminded of the almighty California Pizza Kitchen which has yet to disappoint. The chains I hate are those clone restaurants that are all gimic, poor food, and little to no service. I just ate at Applebee’s. From […]