When my brother Corey was born we found out that he was allergic to most everything under the sun. Wheat, beef, milk, nuts, etc. Through the years he has beaten most of those allergies, but if he has some milk or nuts he might die. Seriously though, this one time we made macaroni and cheese with real cheese and he was in the ER that night having an asthma attack.
I, on the other hand, haven’t had a single allergy… or so I thought. In my previous post I talked about getting poison oak. This is the second time this year, and the only two times I’ve ever had it. It sucks. Imagine someone taking the flesh off of your face, using it as an ashtray, and putting it back on your face, burning embers and all. Not fun. I looked poison oak up on the internet and found out that the reaction that it causes is *gasp* an ALLERGIC REACTION. Most people are allergic to poison oak, but there are some that aren’t at all and could roll around in the stuff. These are people I’d like to put in a canvas sack and beat with bamboo reeds.
Fuck allergies, fuck not being able to scratch my face, and FUCK POISON OAK RIGHT IN THE ASS!!