Small Talk

Unless you’re a shut in, you know what it’s like outside. So why is it, in a sea of infinite subject matter, that we find ourselves drawn to talking about the weather? Yes, I’m aware that it’s hotter than a whore in church outside right now. Yes, a swim in the pool would surely be nice. No, I don’t care if you are uncomfortable.

You are not allowed to complain to me because:

1) I’m working

2) I don’t know you

3) If I do know you, I likley don’t care

4) I get to hear too many people vent their frustrations, yours will only increase the chances that I go postal.

If you think it’s too hot, go to a hose and pour water over your head. Or, god forbid, drink water. Complaining to me will only make me hotter.

Boobies.

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