It’s pet peeve time on The Loop. We’ve all got them, and I’d like to share a couple of mine.
“Can I ask you a question?”
“You just did.”
“Can I ask you another one?”
I could go on for days with this one. Just ask me the question, or tell me that you have a question to ask. If you ask me if you could ask me a question, you just wasted your breath and my time by assuming you could ask the question to begin with. Fucking morons.
W-O-L-F. Wolf. Not woof, wolf. Woof is the sound a dog makes. I understand that dogs and wolves are similar, and sometimes crossbreed, but the sound one makes and the name of the other are not the same. Does Weird Al sings pookas? No, they’re polkas.
Supposably. Conversate. Axe you a question.
I could go on, but I might get angry at my monitor as I see all the evils in my life written for your ammusement.