There’s a moron who sits next to me at work. He is despised by many here, and not because he’s mean, per se. No, he’s just rock fucking dumb.
He stands while talking on the phone.
He speaks loudly on the phone. There was one time he was speaking loudly on the phone, then turned to someone who sits 12 feet away and used a whisper. So, the logic here is that for 12 foot distances, whisper, and for the phone that is inches from your face, speak loudly.
He has no idea what he’s talking about as far as work is concerned.
He reminds me a lot of my dad, actually. If my dad were ghetto and chinese.