The Cretin

There’s a moron who sits next to me at work.  He is despised by many here, and not because he’s mean, per se.  No, he’s just rock fucking dumb. He stands while talking on the phone. He speaks loudly on the phone.  There was one time he was speaking loudly on the phone, then turned […]

Independence

The funeral was easily the largest I’ve been to, and likely the largest I’ll ever attend.  Over 100 priests were in attendance, some of which I’d known from my own childhood.  Thousands were there.  Insanity. I was supposed to do a reading, but as I knew would happen, that changed.  Not that I particularly cared […]

Countdown

I’m going to Burning Man in 58 days. I’m about to explode from it all.  The planning is crazed, but more organized, I suppose.  I’m going to be cooking out there a good deal, and also volunteering selling ice, as I normally do. I’m also going to be single this time, and looking much better […]

F ART

The Patriarch of my mom’s side of the family passed away yesterday.  He was quite old, and lived an extraordinary life.  A Monsignor and pastor at a church for decades, he touched thousands.  His funeral will be next week. My personal relationship with him is a tricky one.  Priests in the family mean that every […]

The Monster

“Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.” -Hermione Granger I used to refer to a certain exgirlfriend as Voldebitch. As far as this blog is concerned, I can’t say her name as I know she wouldn’t want that, but in life outside of the internet I say her name freely. I’ve […]

Random thought, likely Too Much Information (TMI)

I just found one of Milca’s hairs in my underwear, and there’s no rational reason for that to be possible.

…unless each hair is slowly trying to envelope my body, eventually rendering me helpless. Starting with the balls was a wise move. They didn’t take out Sauron by trying to kill every single orc. They went for the Head Shot. The Hail Mary.