Grande Latte Enema

Yesterday when I came in to work I wanted a cup of coffee. I went in to the break room to the industrial coffee machine, only to find that there was not any coffee to be had. I emptied the filter, replaced it, put grounds in, put water in the machine, and brewed a pot. The machine sucks ass, so even though I have put good coffee in there, the coffee sucks without sugar and milk. I prefer to only add milk, but I had to add sugar to take away some of the bitterness.

Today, they installed a new machine from Starbucks that will straight up make me a fresh cup of coffee at the press of a button, or rather 3 buttons. Size, type, start. Size is self explanatory, but you might ask what I mean by type. Well, you can get hot chocolate, decaf, or regular. You can get normal hot water to make tea or the like. THIS MACHINE ROCKS MY SOCKS.

That is all.

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