I don’t mean to… no, I’m tooting my own horn. I maxed out one of the machines at the gym just now. Not an upper body machine, dear God, no. I’m far from that point. On the leg press I hit 495 lbs. In case you were wondering, that’s pretty fucking heavy. That’s more than twice my body weight heavy. It almost makes me want to take kickboxing… except that those guys are insane. Nobody should practice their sport by kicking concrete.