Dear SUV owner,
Why the fuck do you need so much machine? Your car is not who you are. Your car is a conveyance for your person, other persons, and gear between any number of points. If you are carrying people or gear that necessitates an SUV, then so be it. All of you soccer moms, however, can suck my soccer cock. You have all been surviving fine with minivans, why the change? Because you don’t want to look like a soccer mom? Because you want to flaunt your wealth? By diamonds and drive a porsche. If you need to carry gear, get a vehicle that applies. If you think you need an SUV to drive the kids to school and to their sports activities, I sure hope you have to go offroading to do it.
SUV means Sport Utility Vehicle. This doesn’t mean that if you play sports, pay utilities, and need a vehicle that this is the car for you. The “Sport” is referring to the need that this particular vehicle will serve, that of someone who will drive their car for sport. I have a friend that drives a Jeep up north to Washington and needs the 4 wheel drive for where he goes. He also carries drums in the back, so he needs the space. That’s cool.
I guess all I am really angry at is our country’s problem with gluttony and excess. We don’t need Humvees, it’s an image thing. The image you are portraying to me is one of superficial pride, contempt for nature, ignorance of politics, ignorance of economy, and ignorance of the difference between necessity and desire. You are giving your children the worst possible example by showing them that you can throw money at your problems and insecurities and they will go away, or even worse, that what you buy defines who you are. Shame on you.
Choad.