At least once a week someone tells me that I look like Bill Murray. He is one of my favorite actors, and I don’t think he’s bad looking, per se, so I take it as a compliment. Of course, you hear it often enough and it starts to get a bit old. Two women came into the store just now. One turns to the other whiile I am ringing them up, and asks “Do you remember Ghostbusters?” Shit, here we go again. “Doesn’t he look like that guy?” His name is Bill Fucking Murray. “Yeah, I get that all the time,” is my typical reply. “Really? Because you really do look like him.” Wait, I keep hearing that I look like him because I really look like him?! Stop the fucking presses.
All joking aside, if anyone hears that they are doing some sort of Bill Murray story, or a movie about the early years of Saturday Night Live, lemme know so I can make me some money.
“I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.” -BM