I found out recently that the original Star Wars trilogy is finally coming out on DVD. Good news? Well, normally it would be, but we know what Lucas is capable of. He is releasing them in their Special Edition versions. Yes, Greedo will shoot first, AND he will step on Jabba’s tail. He could very well have put both of them on the disc, pleasing everyone, but he had to have his way as “an artist.” No joke, when questioned why it wouldn’t have the theatrical versions on the discs, he chalked it up to artistic expression. I want to put my balls on his eyes so he can see the truth.
The episode of South Park that deals with Lucas and Spielberg fucking their masterpieces says pretty much everything I feel, so watch it if you haven’t yet.
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