Loop Vegas

The past three days I was in Las Vegas with Milca, her dad, her Nona (grandmother), her uncle, her aunt. Her aunt and Nona don’t speak english, so my spanish has been getting a bit better these past few weeks, these last three days especially. The drive up wasn’t too bad, but I now understand why people fly. The drive to Burbank along with any shenanigans at the airport would be a hell of a lot easier to deal with, even if it is a bit more costly.

We stayed at the Sahara, which was pretty ghetto as far as the hotels on the strip go. The room was cheap, though, and it was close enough to the non-ghetto hotels and casinos which made the trip affordable and entertaining. I went to a variety of the casinos (MGM, Caesar’s Palace, Mandalay Bay, Paris, New York New York, Treasure Island, The Mirage, The Bellagio, The Monte Carlo, etc) and had a good time in each of them, losing a fair amount of money in blackjack and stuffing my face in a few buffets. My only complaint, and this isn’t some rant about smokers, was the smoke indoors. I know, I know, it’s part of Vegas. Gamble, drink, smoke, and see lots of boobies. Milca and I both got sick, her more than I, with sore throats, runny noses, and the like, and it was largely due to the smokers. I guess some sort of smoke free sanctuary would have been appreciated, like in restaurants, you know? Non-smoking blackjack so I don’t have to deal with that bastards cigar.

At any rate, I had a good time, got to see Dafe, and hope to go back, but not too soon, at least not for recreation. A wedding would get me there, but not an idle “Hey, let’s go to Vegas!”

p.s. “Master Magician” Lance Burton sucks my ass. I had several of his tricks pegged instantly. He had a juggler, whose name escapes me, who was much more entertaining and made the show worth while.

I do

Another three day weekend come and gone. Not much happened this weekend. I mean, I got married, had a huge celebration of a reception, danced like a maniac, and shared the moment with my beloved family and dearest friends. So, from the beginning…

Friday: Set up and Rehearsal

We, that is, Milca, her parents, her Uncle Reuben, and I, went to the Nature Friends to set up for the wedding, and to conduct a rehearsal with the music and everyone there. The weather was less than admirable with light showers most of the morning and afternoon. We were able to get a window of rainless time to conduct a rehearsal of the procession and recession, but we had to do the actual ceremony run through inside. I continuously prayed that this rain keep coming on Friday so that there wouldn’t be any on Saturday, the big day.

Besides the rehearsal itself there were decorations to be hung, tables to be arranged and set, and lights to be strung. We ate empanadas and little sandwiches from the Argentine market. Yummy.

The night went by pretty smoothly, except for a mild headache which was helped along by some Excedrin. I slept like a baby.

Saturday: The Big Day

I woke up early enough to play a little video games, which didn’t make Milca all that happy, but it did allow me to calm my nerves by hunting and killing anything that resembled a Metroid (damn life sucking bastards…). Then the madness started. I picked up my brother Corey, the best man, and went to the Nature Friends. We helped set some last minute details, then went to Pie n’ Burger to get the pies. 18 fresh apple pies in your back seat can make you a little batty. Seriously, I went a little nutes from the smell and strongly considered telling everyone that there were only 17 pies. Perhaps 16, as Corey would need some bribing.

Pies were dropped off at the NF, then Corey and I went to get Mason and Michael, some friends of his that were helping out, got some food to prevent my stomach from eating itself, then went to the NF. From there we took one of the passenger vans to the bottom of the hill to wait for Milca, her dad, and the drivers we arranged to drive people up and down the hill. When the drivers got there I gave one of them the keys to the van I had driven down, as they might need them more than I would. This was a mistake, because when Milca and her dad arrived in the other van they went up the hill like bandits and didn’t come back for some time to pick myself and the crowd that had been gathering in the mean time until 20 minutes before 3, the starting time for the ceremony (or so said the invitation). We knew that 3:30 was likely to be the starting time, so it wasn’t too bad.

Once up the hill I changed into my superfly outfit and greeted some of the guests and whatnot. There were a few snags that needed to be ironed out, such as a missing microphone for the ceremony, that were taken care of by p’rick, dafe, and phil quickly, efficiently, and painlessly. They were, and still remain, the bomb. This pattern repeated itself throughout the day, these guys being the bomb I mean, and was greatly appreciated.

Microphone set, the ceremony started. Ambika, a ray of sunshine that performed the ceremony, and Milca’s uncle Reuben, who would be translating the vows into Spanish, went ahead of me and my parents. My walk down the aisle was a slow one. I had a hard time keeping my step, which wasn’t helped by the fact that my mom was also having a hard time keeping the cadence. Once we got to the step up to the altar I noticed that my brother had taped a note on the last step for Milca which read: “Milca, Don’t Fart.” Being one of the first people up there, I got to see the reactions of all the people reading the note. Most people shook their heads in disbelief. Once the wedding party was up there, the song ended and it was Milca’s turn to walk down the aisle.

I hadn’t seen her dress yet. We made a point of this, and it was challenging, as my suit and her dress were both made by a woman that Milca works with, Heidi. She did a fabulous job on my suit, so I could only imagine how Milca’s dress might look.

She took my breath away. That’s not an exaggeration or use of a cliché. She actually made me stop brething for a second or two. I cried. Luckily my mom was there to give me a tissue. Thanks, mom. Her march down the aisle was an extremely long one, and by the time she got there I wanted to hug and kiss her right there, but thought that might be a little premature. When she got to the sign on the steps she laughed out loud. Apparently people in the audience thought she was falling, but I saw the look on her face, which was one of surprise. Once she reached me we held hands, and didn’t let go for the remainder of the ceremony.

Vows exchanged, we were pronounced man and wife, and went out to greet our guests as a newly married couple. The party pretty much took off from there. There were appetizers and drinks served, people were chatting, and the two of us were whisked here and there, to and fro, talking, hugging, kissing, hugging, thanking people for coming, hugging… seriously, that day I reached my highest hug count ever.

After hugging whoever I was talking to, I said, “Where is my wife?” This happened for the rest of the night. All night. Food was served, drinks were served, and a good time was had by all. The highlights of the evening were the tango demonstration and instruction, the dance between Milca and her dad (to the song Blue Skies by Willie Nelson), our first dance as man and wife (At Last by Etta James), and my solo dance to Tunak Tunak Tun by Daler Mehndi. I’ve never had a better time. The music was supervised by p’rick (again, he is the bomb), any snags in microphones or electric equipment, or even rides down the hill in the shuttle vans were handled by dafe (again, he is the bomb), and various other friends and family members helped out here and there making the whole night go smoothly.

After much more hugging, we were able to escape to the Ritz (again, Phil is the bomb), where hot tea, a bed covered in rose petals, and chocolate covered strawberries were waiting for us. We ate some of the treats, had some tea, showered, and went straight to sleep. The next morning, however…

After eating the most exensive waffles I’ve ever eaten, we checked out, went home, and opened our presents. Not to put down anyone’s gifts or anything, I’d like to mention one gift in particular that rocked our socks. One of the bride’s maids is seeing someone who is a photographer by the name of Ken Regan, who apparently does photos for celebrities, and has for years. He was able to get one of his old prints signed, “To Milca, Congratulations on this special day. -Joan Baez” She nearly died. We opened and read every card, gave plentyof “ahhhhhh”‘s over the messages written, read the guest book from the wedding day itself, then took the dogs to the park (yes, we’re damn hippies that love our dogs).

When we got home we had dinner prepared by the Nona, which was gnocchis with a red chicken sauce. Sooooo yummy.

So, here I am. Rested, married, and waiting for the honeymoon, which will be starting on the 13th of February. Oh, and Milca’s dad is taking us to Vegas for 3 days starting tomorrow. I’ve never been. It would just figure that my first time would be once I am married, and I’d go with my wife and father in law.

Wife… I’m still getting used to saying it. It isn’t too tough, though. It feels so right.

Thanks to everyone who came, and especially anyone who put even a seconds worth of help into making it happen. Everyone had a great time, and it couldn’t have happened without the love and support of all our friends and families.

Now we can finally finish the Christmas presents we had promised to everyone. 😉

Status: Quo

My day yesterday started with going to the dentist for the removal of temporary crowns, the installation of the permanent crowns, then to have four fillings on the opposite side of my mouth. This made me extremely grumpy and irritable all day, especially when the drugs wore off.

The random factors that are going to give me ulcers with the wedding are the impending rain and the fact that we might have to have some family members drive the vans (uncles and the like). This isn’t too bad an option, as we won’t have to pay people, and we’ll feel that our relatives are in good hands.

Last night Milca and I met up with Max, Rancho-Cuc-Amanda, and Ambika to go over the ceremony details. The music that they had prepared was the bomb, and I have no doubt in my mind that they will do a splendid job on the day. They hit all of the basic moods we were looking for, and some others that we really liked that we hadn’t asked for.

Ambika, Milca and I then went over the ceremony as a whole. This went on quite late, making me a bit more irritable, but once we were done and I was able to get home and actually eat real food I was cool.

I bought my shoes today. Good stuff.

3 more days…

DINNER AND TOURNAMENT!!

Another weekend come and gone, but one of the most fun weekends I’ve had in a long time. I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it, but I’m getting married. This Saturday*, in fact. This being the case, my bachelor party needed to happen, and this past Saturday was the day. After I got off work, I went to my boy prick’s place to hang a bit before getting dressed for the impending partying that was to ensue for the rest of the evening. We chatted it up, got ready, then went to the meeting point. From there we all got into the cars and left for Medieval Times.

The drive out there was okay, with the usual traffic. A few of the people in the group had never been to Medieval Times before, so this was a treat for everyone, indeed. I’d been several times, and always had a good time. When we got there, which involved the car I was in getting lost, we were able to get our tickets just in time. We then got our seating arrangements, and were seated in our section of choice, rooting for my niggah…


THE GREEN KNIGHT!!

This is the only Knight that keeps it real. All of the other pussies are busy kissing the King’s ass, trying to nail his daughter, but this guy just wants to kick all of those other bitches’ asses in the Tournament. Never mind the fact that he looks like Link.

After getting our seating tickets, similar to getting a boarding pass, we went on to the bar. By the time I had finished my first drink, my second was in my hand. I hadn’t spent a dime on any drinks, nor did I for the rest of the evening. A good number of the people there were drunk before we even got in to the Tournament area. While waiting to be beckoned to our tables, we hung out outside, drinking, chatting, cheering for the Green Knight, and talking about how I’m a douche bag for getting married*. I was reminded, and this happened fairly often, that I’d only be with one woman for the rest of my life*. There were some teary moments, some good sentiments, and lots of people giving me booze.

Once seated, we gave over our boarding passes to our server. Because of some fluke our group had one extra pass, which meant that we got one more serving of food and drink. I had one of the extra beers, the extra bread, gave away some of the chicken to Curtis, gave the soup to Summer, gave an extra beer to Brett, gave an extra pie to the Pookie, and stuffed myself silly. It was so awesome. The booze, of course, knew no bounds, and I was provided yet another drink during my meal. During the Tournament, we were easily the largest and loudest group. We were often referred to as the drunken crowd cheering for the Green Knight.

After the Tournament, which I had lost a bit of interest in once the Green Knight had lost, and had lost almost all interest in when one of the Knights came out with the American flag, we went back to the bar, where I was bought a another drink or two. The bartender gave me a drink, too.

From there we went back to Pasadena to meet up with some non-Medieval attending homies, then went to Vic’s, where more booze was consumed. I had random old guys coming up to me telling me their words of wisdom about marriage*. It was kinda funny, but I did get some wisdom from their words. Some of the most important things I heard that night, however, were not heard from a stranger, but an old friend who has braved this storm*.

Itching for karaoke, the party moved to The Browns’ pad. I belted out some tunes, the most noteworthy of which was “My Way,” which is one of my standards. At some point I needed some air, so I went outside and sat down. Sitting felt good, but I knew that lying down would be even better, so I lied down by the hot tub. I don’t remember how or when, but I made it inside, where I passed out on the couch.

The next morning I woke up, went to the bathroom, and noticed that in my passed out state I had been written on. I wet my face with water (no soap) and the writing came off easily. There was also some writing on my arm, which took a bit of soap to remove, but it did come off. Summer and Curtis gave me a ride to my car, and from there I went home.

I was pretty damn tired, but I didn’t feel quite as bad as I could have. That being the case, when Milca asked if I wanted to go out for a hike, I said yes. We hiked for about 2.5 hours in Eaton Canyon with the dogs. Because of the recent rain, the water was fairly high, making crossing the wter challenging at certain points. Several times I took my shoes off and just went through the freezing water. It felt awesome. What didn’t feel awesome were my legs when we got back in to the car. I was dead on my feet. The hike had zapped most of the booze in my system, but I needed some hydration to flush it all out. For this, we went to Jamba Juice.

That night, after a shower and a nap, we celebrated Milca’s dad’s birthday by having BBQ. BBQ in this house is hardcore. There was SO MUCH MEAT. There was a good amount of chicken, but even more pork ribs. For those that were there, the porm we had at my BBQ extravaganza a few months ago, this was easily twice as much pork. Jesus. I filled myself nicely, and any remnants of the booze in my system from the night before had been vanquished nicely. After the meal Milca and I went downstairs and cuddled watching Van Helsing. Not as bad as it could have been, but it wasn’t good. Dear God, it was pretty bad. Most of the film could have been excused except for two factors. First, Mr Hyde looked and sounded like Shrek. Second, Dracula looked like Bono. I kept expecting him to break out into “In the Name of Love.” I’m glad I waited to netflix it.

I want to thank each and everyone of the people that made this past Saturday one of the best times I have ever had. I wouldn’t have changed a thing about it.

And now, back to business. So much planning*, so much to do for this weekend*, and so many things that have yet to be solved*. Here we go*.

*JESUS CHRIST I’M GETTING MARRIED SATURDAY

168 Hours

Parking
Driver(s) for the passenger van(s) that will move people up and down the hill
Seating
Moving the chairs after the ceremony
Replacing those chairs with tables
The music for dancing
The music for ambience
The music for the ceremony
The impending comments about not being married by a priest
The pies
The hotel room
The rings
The dinner I’m to have with the family

All of these things are making me go crazy, but in the end the one thing that I have no questions about is the fact that I am in love with Milca, and any amount of stress and anxiety is worth it if in the end I get to spend the rest of my life with her.

Oh, and the keg
How much wine to buy
And how late we’ll be there
Who will clean up afterwards…

the cube(?), the Nonas, the feast, the dish, and JESUS CHRIST I’M GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK

Friday night Milca and I had dinner with Nikki at our local Thai restaurant. Sure, there are tons of local Thai places, but this is the one that we like the most, and it’s close. She then gave me late Christmas presents (ours are still in the works, but won’t be finished until after the wedding, so be patient). She gave me a Harry Potter Rubik’s puzzle, which is one of those weird flat plastic things that folds on to itself where you have to arrange the picture on either side. It was fairly challenging, but I got hte hang of it. She also gave me a Rubik’s cube unlike anything I’d seen before. It’s not even a cube, really. Normal Rubik’s cubes are 3x3x3. I’ve even seen 4x4x4 and 5x5x5, both of which are tools of the devil. This is 3x3x4. When she gave it to me, she had already mixed it up, so it looked kind of odd. There were little pieces that were sticking out, where the normal cube maintains it shape, if not it’s pattern. It was killing me until I conceptualized how it worked. Now it’s like the back of my hand. 🙂

Milca’s Nonas (that’s Grandmothers, a la Argentina) and her dad came in Saturday morning. We woke up at the ass crack (that’s 6am), picked them up, and visited for most of the day. They were pretty tired, so they took a nap midafternoon. I had met Milca’s dad and one of her grandmothers, but her other Nona I had yet to meet. This Nona is the fmaily member that Milca loves beyond most others, so I was fairly nervous about meeting her. I can now see why they connect so much, and I have to say it makes me all warm and fuzzy seeing them together.

That night the cooking went on and on. Pasta with shrimp and scallops, potatoes, sweet potatoes, salad, chicken… we had tons of food. Milca’s mom’s brother and sister came along, so we had a good old meal and some good times. I am sure to beef up on my spanish, but it’s been pretty challenging. The Argentine accent is very different from most other countries, so my progress has been slow.

Yesterday the lot of them went to the garment distrcit to get cloth and other decoration materials. They are now done, apparently, which is nice. Meanwhile I was waiting for my cousin to return a call that never came, so I grabbed a bite to eat, came back home, and found that they had already returned. Milca, her parents and I went to the Nature Friends lodge and scoped everything out, going over basic plans, set up, etc. It’s really frustrating, as we all have slightly different ideas as to what needs to be done, and we don’t always agree. Luckily nobody has yelled yet.

When we got home we found that the satellite wasn’t working, which meant of course that I had to fix it. It’s funny, I could set up the whole system, and I am fairly computer literate, if not savvy, but when thingsg break or don’t work I call tech support like everyone else does. Of course, I understand the technician’s instructions better than others. Anyhow, They had me check that everything was plugged in, something I did before I called, then they had me run some diagnostics, still nothing, and then I went out to check the dish itself. I had never been on the roof, and I have to say it’s kinda nice up there. I may go there to hide if I need to escape for whatever reason. I set up an appointment for a technician to come out Wednesday, which means no TV until then. I guess it’s a good thing that I have so many DVD’s.

So, I’m getting married next week. It’s very frightening that this sentence can be said now. I remember saying I’m getting married next year, then it was next month, then it was this month, now it’s next week, then it will be this week, then it will be tomorrow, then it will have been yesterday, and I’ll be able to breathe again. I need a beer. Scratch that, I need some scotch.

FYI – If someone, or some group of people, were to buy some kinds of booze and wanted to know what kind I were partial to, that would have to be scotch whisky. Preferably Chivas Regal. Mmmmmmm… Chivas…

Vows

I take my word pretty seriously. I’m not infallible, of course, but most of my life I have tried my best to make good on my promises. Right now I am writing the most important promise I will ever keep.

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it, but I’m getting married. This is happening at the end of the month, which seems to be two days closer for every day that passes. This Saturday will be the fortnight countdown. There are a great many details that have yet to be determined. For example, where are we going to get all the eating utensils, plates, cups, etc.? When should we pick up the pies? What are the wedding party people going to be wearing? What decorations will we need? Is it going to rain? If it does, what are we going to do about it? When can we actually sit down and get the music for the ceremony put together? How are we going to keep people warm outside? And the list goes on and on…

All of these details pale in comparison to the true heart of what needs to happen. We need to prepare our vows. That’s what the whole day is about. We love each other every day, but this one day imparticular is set aside so that we can vow before our friends and family that we will continue to do so forever. I have my rough notes, and I’m putting together a draft. I don’t know that I’ve ever spent as much time working on one paragraph of text. Milca and I met with Ambika, the ray on sunshine that will be marrying us, and we went over the kinds of things we plan on saying. While reading my brainstormed ideas Ambika started to cry. She started when I read the first one I had written down, and got fairly teary-eyed after every one.

The moral of this post is that if you are going to be at the wedding, and you are the crying type, you may want to lay off the mascara and bring some tissue.