Author Archives: The Loop

I don’t think my father understands how this all works yet. See, if he says anything in front of just about anybody who knows me, they tell me what he said, when he said it, what was happening when he said it, etc. In short, I am typically always in the loop, no pun intended. […]

For those that just tuned in, I am a dork. Not a nerd, mind you, but a card carrying dork. My own definitions for dork and nerd are very different. They are not even on the same gradient. It’s possible to be a dork and a nerd, and I’ll be the first to tell you […]

Before I go on about my weekend, I was wondering, what would happen if I were to set my email to autoreply to all my emails with a positive response, much like Bruce in Bruce Almighty? Well, I suppose that I would get an awesome rate on my home mortgage (on the home that I […]

I know I’ve used this metaphor before, but right now my life is a blender. I haven’t been posting as much as I would like because doing so is quite intimidating. It’d be like trying to describe how to make a margarita when the person doesn’t know what ice is, let alone tequila. So, here’s […]

“You know, love is a happy time, all throughout the universe. It’s when the male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says, ‘Hey, you wanna go on a date?’ And then she would say, ‘Why yes, I would like to go on a date.’ if you’re lucky. And […]

I hate bloggers that post about how long it’s been since they posted last, or post to say that they’re going to post soon. It bugs. As I have a post that is in the “Draft” section that will be posted in due time, and I don’t like leaving my audience hanging, oh my brothers, […]

I have gone the extra mile in becoming a true internet poser/dork. I have a forum. It’s on the left, there. Or, if you’re lazy, it’s right here. This will be a better way for people to congregate and what have you. I’m going over the costs of paying for the forum to get rid […]

My brother Corey gave me Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban on the Cube. I am not a true connoisseur of the Harry Potter games, as I’ve only played Chamber of Secrets and Quidditch before this, missing Sorcerer’s Stone. So I missed one game, eat me. In Chamber of Secrets you controlled Harry around […]

No, this isn’t about Rush. This is about a few people in the cast that would be my after school special. Do you forgive those that have hurt you knowingly? If they did it more than once? If they don’t feel sorry for their actions? If they didn’t listen to your previous warnings, even though […]

So, oh my brothers, I have left you for almost a full week with nary a post in sight. I am happy to say that the journey of Chris and Milca was an eventful one, so this shall be a whopper of a post for you. I am also happy to say that this post […]