Author Archives: The Loop

I am the oldest of three boys, each born 6 years apart. We all went to the same elementary school, which has changed throughout the years, like most people and places do. The school is broken into two buildings, one for the younger grades, the other for the older. I remember going into the younger […]

A great man has died. Bow your heads in a moment of silence to honor this visionary. I’m all choked up… maybe a little bit of that sauce…

This makes me sick. I seriously considered moving to Canada the moment I heard this. Our country sucks.

In honor of his 54th birthday, I bring you 54 of my favorite Bill Murray moments through the years. 1. Star Wars lounge singing on SNL. Only he could pull off the lounge lizard doing that song. 2. Barber of York segment on SNL. Though he had only a small part in that sketch, when […]

This morning started like most mornings. I woke up at 6 to hit the snooze button. I did this every nine minutes until 7, when I got up and had some fresh coffee that Milca’s mom had made. She had already left for work, but there was a note in front of the coffee pot […]

First, let’s get some definitions on the table. genocide: The systematic and planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political, or ethnic group. All through high school I was forced to go to different assemblies at different points of the year so I could be educated on some group of people that were done wrong […]

I’ve been caught in this pickle, lemme see if I can relate it… I need to talk to someone in particular. I have things I have wanted to say to them for quite some time now. I haven’t said these things because I didn’t think they’d really give a rat’s ass, nor would they give […]

When I saw this film I laughed. It was a decent enough movie, even for a Stallone action flic. I got over Wesley Snipes lazy eye, and Sandra Bullock’s attempt at being naive. I even got over the fact that most of the men of the future are apparently gay. Then this happens. It was […]

Per Donavan’s request in the comments of the previous post, here is my top ten favorite movies in no particular order. Explanations will be short, if they are given at all. I may elaborate on a director and list other works of theirs worth seeing. 1. The Royal Tenenbaums Wes Anderson’s other films (Rushmore, Bottle […]

There are a lot of movies out there, and there are tons of people that have their own lists of what movies you “absolutely have to see.” Rather than be pretentious and make my own list, I’ll trust the masses and go with IMDb’s top 10. I know a good number of people that haven’t […]