But I can’t say why. DAMN THE PRYING EYES OF THE MASSES!
Author Archives: The Loop
I know you’re tired of hearing about it, but…
Yoga is rocking my socks. Seriously. If you’re going to be in the Pasadena area on a Tuesday or Thursday night around 7:30, let me know so you can see… SO YOU CAN KNOW!
They’re finally meeting my needs
The company I work for is switching buildings. We recieved a packet telling us what to expect in the move. In this packet is the blueprint of the new place, all color coded and whatnot. If you look very closely near the receptionist’s desk there is a small bathroom, and… What does that fine print […]
Tofu and Soy have a bum wrap
And the problem is that we give their products names like “soy milk,” and “tofu burger.” When you attach the name of another food, then your taste buds anticipate that flavor. When that’s not what you get, you immediately have a negative reaction because it’s not what you expected. Soy milk is hardly milk, but […]
Hooves
I’m not eating the meat these days anymore. There are rare exceptions, typically dealing with awesome pasta made from scratch topped with a sauce that has chunks of beef that just fall apart in your mouth… Anyway, nothing but fish. Not even chicken this time. Weeeeee!
Re-evolved
My thighs throb with pain I can’t keep this up for long Opening my root My branches are sore Where the trunk meets the limb aches Opening my heart Have to close my eyes Lids down, eyes up and center Opening my mind Life’s tribulations Flashing in the sweaty eyes Life’s new path laid out […]
Images in text
This is awesome.
My monologue for my theater class
“It is back, they will have noticed it… and now, we shall see… now we shall know. How many will be brave enough to return when they feel it? And how many will be foolish enough to stay away? But look! My true family returns. [Others appear] Welcome, friends. Thirteen years… thirteen years since last […]
Yer damn right I do…
Chris Loop — [noun]: A person who has the ability to be invisible ‘How will you be defined in the dictionary?’ at QuizGalaxy.com
Swings for the Fences
My boy Justin is running a game of Werewolf with my boys Phil, Jesse, and Anthony. We’ve recently added the most excellent Holly, who should round out the testosterone in the room. I play Jimmy Ryan, a high school senior that was the star of the baseball team in high school until he was hit […]