Temptation

Today I saw the photos of a customer that tested the limits of my
conscience as far as they have ever been tested. His 4 photos are
described below.

1) A head shot. He’s not all that handsome/attractive, but it’s a
decent shot.

2) 2) Him holding a book. The image was doctored so that the book’s
title is now “How Not to Get Burned in Internet Dating,” and the book is
on fire. Seriously.

3) Him in a storm trooper outfit, with helmet under arm.

4) him in a balloon sculpture of a car that he’s riding in. This car
obviously took hours to make, and my guess is that it’s made up of no
fewer than 80 balloons, but it might be as many as 120.

That balloon car will haunt me to my grave.