I went to the mall the Sunday before Christmas.
I’m not typically known for my sanity.
I have to say it was rather painless, as I was able to get a good deal of my friends/family presents. I still have people on the list, but they should be taken care of in the next few days.
The longest line I stood in was in the toy store (big shock). The only reason I was there was to get something for Milca. Yes, I went to the toy store for my wife. While there, I was subjected to the 12 days of Christmas, as performed by Barney and friends. 12 days of fucking hell. 364 presents of pain.
Those people were lucky I didn’t have a weapon.