(to the tune “I’m a Little Teapot”) I’m a little hooker, short and squat Here is my anus, here is my twat. When I get all horny, here me shout, Bend me over and eat me out.
Author Archives: The Loop
“Up, down, all around, and a smile on my face the whole way.”
That’s been my answer when anyone’s asked me how I’m doing for the past several weeks. It’s true, with the exception of a few moments when the smile has slipped, but overall it’s accurate. This weekend nearly kicked my ass. Friday night I went to a club in Old Town after work, then had judge’s […]
Everything’s coming up Milhouse
Last Thursday I helped my girl Corey with her printer, which she hadn’t been able to get working in almost 2 years, and got it working (albeit only in black and white, as the color cartridge needed replacing with lack of use in two years). This was payment for the printer’s use to print copies […]
Elton, you know your shit
I want love, but it’s impossible A man like me, so irresponsible A man like me is dead in places Other men feel liberated I can’t love, shot full of holes Don’t feel nothing, I just feel cold Don’t feel nothing, just old scars Toughening up around my heart But I want love, just a […]
Loop on the fly
I’m auditioning Wednesday to join an improv group in Sherman Oaks. I’m not certain what the details are concerning the group, but I’m just excited that I get to audition. Doing improv/comedy has always been a passion of mine, so this should be good fun. I told them I have big balls. That probably caught […]
Mourning or morning?
It’s over. Or is it beginning? I’m opting for the latter.
The thing about…
being smart is that you usually see how things are going to turn out, and you’re right. being raised in a Catholic home that has a fair amount of denial going on is that you try not to accept those things until they are in your face. being The Loop is that you realize when […]
Whoville was derelict
This Christmas was the least Christmas-like its ever been. Sure, I’m seperated and all, but I didn’t see anyone from my family, at all, and didn’t really get anything. And the thing of it is, I’m not all that upset about it. I worked on Christmas day, and spread cheer to strangers (accompanied by mochas […]
Here’s hoping it’s not just 15 seconds…
I had a blast on 1 vs. 100, but I can’t say how it went, especially here on a blog, but I can say that the experience was a fun one, and that I will very likely be featured in the episode, as my taunts and gestures not only caught the attention of the contestant, […]
1 vs. 99+Loop
A few weeks ago I went to an open call to audition to be on 1 vs. 100 which was to figure out whether or not I would be an ideal candidate to be the 1, or one of the 100 (the “mob”). I was one of 120 or so people, and had found out […]